Circuit Tourettes
Written by Delu Jenal
01/13/2011
Do you have “Circuit Tourette’s”? Is every other word out of your mouth “Circuit” this and “Circuit” that? Are you obsessed with “Circuit” parties, “Circuit” divas, “Circuit” boys, “Circuit” awards, “Circuit” pictures, “Circuit” life, “Circuit” events, “Circuit” DJs, “Circuit” promoters, “Circuit” weekends, “Circuit” clothes, “Circuit” discounts, “Circuit” ranking, “Circuit” bodies, “Circuit” sex, Circuit, Circuit, Circuit, CIRCUIT?!?
“I had the best time at the circuit party, hanging with my circuit friends, listening to the circuit DJ! He deserves a circuit award!”
Do you know someone that sounds like that?
Tourette’s syndrome is a genetic neurological disorder characterized by motor and vocal tics. A tic is a sudden, repetitive, and involuntary muscle movement or sound displayed unconsciously. The causes of this syndrome are not known, but scientists consider that the syndrome might by caused by certain problems in the nerve communication process inside the brain which include abnormalities in certain brain areas including basal ganglia, frontal lobes, and cortex, impaired circuits that connect these particular regions, and problems with neurotransmitters including dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine.
This syndrome also involves excessive flagging, drooling on the DJ, decreased appetite, plus a heightened sense of well being, and constant delusional episodes.
If you hear someone at a circuit party use the word circuit twice in one sentence, you may have encountered a victim of Circuit Tourettes.
Circuit. Circuit. Circuit.
Reader Comments
OMG, this is hysterical. I do know a few people who do this and it is soooo annoying. Can you say tweaker?
By Andreas on 01-13-2011
I don’t get it.
By Circuit Boy on 01-13-2011
This is hysterical. There use to be another magazine that must have had circuit written in it 1,000 times. Do u know it? What a joke. I agree, tweakers.
By Yusef on 01-14-2011
FUNNY! I know guys like this!
By Paul M on 01-14-2011
The circuit is dead. The circuit is alive. The circuit this and that. Who the hell cares!
By Sobe Guy on 12-31-2011
I agree with you Sobe Guy. A bunch of Tweakers worry about the circuit. Going out to party? that’s a whole other thing!
By NYC Hero on 12-31-2011
