We’re Looking for a Few Good Guys
You know that cute guy that you’ve seen out at the local club every month? The one that you caught sight of at NYC Pride or Gay Days in Orlando? You know the one, with the mischievous smile, a sparkly attitude, the great dancer. Whenever he’s on the floor, you see faces around him light up and greet him with a smile and a big hug?
noiZe wants this guy.
noiZe magazine would like to harness the power of the guys who make our parties memorable by announcing an international search for a select group of “noiZe boyz.” We’re looking for guys across the USA and Canada to complement our existing noiZe boy representation in several major cities. To introduce the concept, we’ve put a noiZe boy on the cover and a few throughout the magazine. Following are some of our ideas about the characteristics and qualities of a fabulous noiZe boy; think about whether they fit you or your friends, and look for instructions in this issue to put in your application!
A noiZe boy can have many different qualities, but here are some of our favorites:
Sparkly
He is cheerful, happy-go-lucky, bright-eyed and smiling. He has oodles of friends and acquaintances to hang with, and never fails to introduce the group from Atlanta to the gaggle from Los Angeles.
Responsible
He’s no prude, but this boy knows that to have real fun you have to respect some limits. He takes responsibility for his actions and encourages his friends to do the same. He’s the guy who comes back with six bottles of water for the group to rehydrate with instead of just one for him. He is in touch with his sexuality, but knows that hot fantasies are not always the safest realities. He knows that being positive or negative isn’t the point, but protecting each other from harm is the only way to play.
Confident
Never arrogant, but always on top of his game, this boy knows how to party with real style. He knows where the best events are at all times (because you know he reads partyfinder.com), and how to let loose but always stay sane enough to have a witty conversation. He’s self-assured and sexy from the inside out.
Balanced in mind, body, and spirit
He keeps himself in good shape and usually knows where the best yoga classes can be found. He shuns needless drama, and knows how to listen to a friend who needs to be heard. He has that mysterious mingling of qualities that all work together to make him more than just a pretty face. We’re Looking for a Few Good Guys
Our guy doesn’t just show up at the best parties, he makes the best of them. He knows how important a “homebase” is on the dance floor, where his friends can wind their way back so no one gets lost during the night. He enjoys exploring the venue and mingling with guys outside of his group. Even when he is alone, he attracts fun and friendly people eventually. He loves music and knows who his favorite DJs are, lives for the shows and the crowd, but knows when the party is over and how to make a graceful exit. He understand that moderation in all things is the only way to continue to enjoy the rush of this exciting lifestyle for a long time to come. A noiZe boy represents the best in all of us, and encourages greatness by focusing on our core gifts and skills.
Our goal is to find some noiZe boys wherever they may be, and encourage them to spread this message. We will begin selecting candidates in the weeks and months to come who will receive some exposure in the pages of noiZe in addition to the perks and responsibilities that come with the title. Look for further information in this issue that details how to apply to be a noiZe boy. If the name of someone popped into your head as you were reading all of this, hand them a copy of noiZe and ask them to put in their application. And we know there’s been some serious girl power lately at our favorite events, so we’d love to consider a noiZe girl as well.
In addition to introducing you to our noiZe boy concept, this fall issue is chock-full of hot content. We’re so excited to bring you an intimate discussion with RuPaul. She’s back in a big way with a new movie and wisdom to spare. We also talk to one of our all-time favorite DJs, Tracy Young. She’s been showing us her girl power for a long time, and we couldn’t be happier for her immense success. Our South Florida spotlight comes just in time to make those plans for winter, and we also check in with the amazing Jason Walker, who just dropped his eagerly anticipated second album. And as always, check out the great photos from summer events across the country.
Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other. In the end, we’re all superheroes, in so many unique and wonderful ways.




