Touch My Body
Mariah Carey
So maybe it's a little weird that the video has Mariah engaging in a secret pillow fight with a faux Best Buy Geek Squad computer technician, and that she's singing about YouTube, and that the song is too narcissistic and self-glorifying. But hey, other than all that it's timeless Mariah. Maybe someone who committed herself to UCLA's Neuro Psychiatric Institute a few years ago shouldn't be singing the line, "If you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous, I will hunt you down." "Touch My Body"'s saving grace is Seamus Haji's power makeover, stretching the original version's meandering three-and-a-half minutes into nearly ten of skin-on-skin anthem house.





